Snekcoatl: The entire bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The entire bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster

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AnonymousNovember 22, 2016 at 6:13 PM
Wow thanks Aspen
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फ्रेया अब्बासNovember 22, 2016 at 6:24 PM
But why
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My Favourite Things

Favourite Shape: Rhombus
Favourite Male Historical Figure: Nezahualcoyotl of Texcoco
Favourite Fruit: Guava
Favourite Part of Speech: Interjections
Favourite Biome: Tropical Rainforest
Favourite Female Historical Figure: Begum Hazrat Mahal
Favourite Reptile: King Cobra
Favourite Native American tribe: Ojibway
Favourite Font: Garamond
Favourite Deity: Quetzalcoatl
Favourite Movie: The Emperor's New Groove
Favourite Novel: Aztec by Gary Jennings
Favourite Smell: the smell of the earth after it rains
Favourite Shakespeare play: The Tempest
Favourite Gacha Club character: Lamia Sparkles
Favourite Anime: Hetalia
Favourite amphibian: axolotl
Favourite poem: Venus and Adonis
Favourite Canadian province/territory: Nunavut
Favourite mammal: spectral bat
Favourite drink: taro milk tea with tapioca, 30% sugar
Favourite person: No one (I am not a simp)
Favourite bird: quetzal
Favourite continent: North America

"Conquest" a Poem by Snekcoatl

Yesterday, I ruled an empire vast,
Today, it is a ruin of the past,

Yesterday, there were words of love you'd say,
Today, you can not stand to look my way,

I once basked in wondrous glory,
Hundreds of servants,
a gilded throne,
I felt like I was the luckiest soul,
When you declared your love for me,

You said you'd spend your life with me, my dear,
I thought my empire would last a thousand years,

Yesterday, I had power and fame,
Today, there is nothing to my name,

Fortune is the most cruel mistress,
and who can tell which way her wheel will spin?

Yesterday, you could not leave me alone,
Today, it seems your heart is made of stone

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