The Creature Social Hierarchy (joke post please do not take this seriously)

This is literally just a shitpost, so please do not politicize it!!! It's not Plato's Republic, so don't use it as inspiration for your manifesto please. This is just inspired by those silly incels who no one takes seriously any more who came up with terms like sigma male, alpha male, beta male, etc. I do not understand incel astrology, nor do I wish to, and so I am completely fine with doing epistemic injustice to their worldview and just making my own social hierarchy with funnier terms.

If we're going to have a social hierarchy, the terms should not be Greek letters and types of males. We should use creature-related terminology because it is funnier. It is also gender neutral. We're all God's creatures. So this is my social hierarchy classification:

Lowest tier, do not label someone as this tier unless they are irredeemable:

Vermin: this includes people who groomed u on Kik when u were in middle school, Discord mods, everyone in the Epstein files, etc.

Mid tiers. Most people you know are these. These are also the default tiers that people are born into. You can progress into the higher tiers by being a self-improover, or you can lapse into lowest tier by being a horrible person. 

Critter: some random person with 0 friends 

Extinct species: Proto-normie 

Animal: a normie 

Self-imrpoover tiers. It is very good to get on this tier and most people can with a bit of effort. This is NOT deterministic like incelology. 'Betas' are doomed and can never be Chads according to incels, but in my system everyone can get on this tier. 

Creature: clever person who might make it 

Beast: someone on their grind 

Legend tiers. I also believe everyone can get on these with exceptional effort if they pass through self-improover tier first. The key is that I only think old people can get on this tier because it requires a lifetime of self-improovement. 

Apex predator: a philosopher-king 

Cryptid: sigma, stays out of the social hierarchy by choice

So there you have it. Those are the tiers. Personally, I believe I am a Creature. This is on the self-imrpoover tier. However, I have also been extinct species and animal before. My boyfriend? Definitely a cryptid even though he is not old. He is just incredibly based and sigma. By emulating some of his fine qualities, I believe I may become an apex predator. But this will take a long time. 

Most important thing about this system is that a vermin can not become a critter. However, no one is born a vermin. They may sink to the level of vermin, which is a point of no return. But if you are a critter, you can become an extinct species and animal eventually. Heck, you can even become an apex predator or cryptid. It's just a lot of work.

This is a silly post!!!!! do not i repeat do not take this seriously. this is peak silliness. Thank you. I believe in freewillmaxxing over doompilled determinism and I like creatures, that is all.

Wolverines are the most relatable animal!

I'm going through a Wolverine Phase right now. Basically, I just think wolverines are super relatable. They are insatiable and they are always looking for food because of their fast metabolism they’re always hungry. And their genus and species are both “gulo” because it means glutton in Latin. People with BPD have chronic feelings of emptiness and are prone to binge eating and substance abuse so that’s why it’s a relatable creature. I have long suspected that I have BPD.

Also, I read a story about the wolverine in the book "Ojibway Heritage" by Basil Johnston. Basically, the wolverine was not happy with the attributes that Gichi-Manitou (the Creator) had given him. He wanted the gifts of other animals. He envied their speed, strength, size, etc. Gichi-Manitou punished him for his ingratitude. This is why the wolverine is a solitary animal now. No other animal wants to be around it. The Creator cursed the wolverine with loneliness. I really like Basil Johnston's retellings of Ojibwe stories. I have read his other books "The Manitous" and "Moose Meat and Wild Rice" as well. I am going to read the book "Ojibway Ceremonies" soon, which my Discord e-boy bought for me. Basil Johnston also writes in Anishinaabemowin (the Ojibwe language), which I am trying to learn. Once I "get good," I should be able to read his Ojibwe language books too. 

By the way, the word for wolverine is gwiingwa'aage in Ojibwe. I really want to know what this word means (in most Ojibwe words you can break them down into morphemes to find out what a word really means). For example, one of my teachers mentioned that the morphemes that make up "ajidamoo," the word for "squirrel," can be found in the words "ajidagoojin" (animate intransitive verb) which means "he or she hangs upside down" and in "amo" (transitive animate verb) which is "he or she eats an animate being" so ajidamoo may refer to one who eats while hanging upside down. Can gwiingwa'aage be broken down into something? I will probably ask one of my teachers. Stay tuned to find out what they say. 

I hope that poets of all languages will make use of the wolverine more as a symbol of being bonkers and unhinged, as it has great potential as a symbol. 

That's all for now. Thanks for reading.