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Look who's back, it's the best shitposter ever! You missed me, didn't you? Tyrian Purple is a beautiful colour. 

Aite, first of all, this blog has had some dank updates to the layout. I will go over them now. 

 New default font set! I thought this font set looked cute. Let me know if you think it isn't legible enough though. 

 Search bar moved to side of page instead of top top avoid clutter and to draw attention to the controversial new header. 

 Removal of the tiled frypan background, which has been on this blog since like forever, but some feedback from Aspen, who despises tiled images, and my boredom of it, caused me to change it. See the decorated frying pans in this picture? They were the background before. I may bring them back if I can't find a better image. For now, enjoy the green.  Personally, I want to add a cool Mexica/Aztec-looking background such as the one Zoe Saadia uses on her author site. Read her books! She is the best historical fiction writer ever, hands down. She's better than Gary Jennings! Anyway, I haven't been able to find a good enough image yet, but I want something like this. If we're going to go with another frying pan background, then something related to this frying pan-like object would be cool. My favicon would also make a good tiled background, but I am bored of tiled backgrounds now. A blog that uses tiled background's well is, A Lonely Potato. Those cacti are cute. I love cacti. 

 At the very bottom of the blog, I have inserted a tag-cloud. Tag-clouds help me to consider which topics I have written a lot about, and which topics I should cover more. Certain keywords, such as "Mexica" pertain to the originally decided theme of this blog, and so I will be able to see if I am diverting too far from that theme. 

YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK YOU SUCK AT WEB DESIGN, REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO STILL USE THE "DYNAMIC VIEWS" BLOGGER TEMPLATE. I MEAN, SOME OF THOSE BLOGS ARE AWESOME, HAVE AWESOME CONTENT, AND ARE WRITTEN BY AWESOME ADMINS, BUT THEIR TEMPLATE IS UGGGGLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY.

cLICK HeRe foR aN ExAMPLe

also please follow that blog^ it is very nice despite the template.

Frypania is always open to new web design suggestions so feel free to comment, use the chatbox, or the "Stalk Me" page to send us a message!

That is all, really! Sorry that this post is boring af. I should do a long post about an interesting historical topic soon. Thank you to all my faithful Frypanian followers.

I leave you with this dank Norwegian mixtape to listen to:

AU REVOIR, FAM!

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What is a shitpost? What is the art of shitposting? Lets look to Urban Dictionary and other sources to clarify the meaning of this fascinating word!

 Shitpost v. {verb forms: -ed -ing -s} (ʃɪtpóst) 1. To make utterly worthless and inane posts on the internet. n. 2. An utterly worthless text post, image, or video on social media and blogs. Usage: "Everything on Frypania is a shitpost!" 
Etymology/Origin: From Middle English shiten and Old High German skizan (modern German: scheissen) and Latin postis.

^ English is my second favourite subject after history TBH. I'll also add this to the Frypanese-English dictionary page.

Here are some more examples of shitposts. These are my tweets, in case you needed to see more after reading this blog:

I wanted my twitter name to be aztecatl13 but that was in use already 😒

— Aztecatl52 (@aztecatl52) March 5, 2016

The cross of Burgundy looks really easy to draw but it's actually hard to get it all symmetrical and stuff.

— Aztecatl52 (@aztecatl52) May 25, 2016

I think I look like a stalker on twitter

— Aztecatl52 (@aztecatl52) March 8, 2016

OKAY TBH I'M JUST REALLY SALTY BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS UNFOLLOWED THIS BLOG :'( R.I.P. I GUESS HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE SHITPOSTS. WHAT, DOES HE THINK HE CAN WRITE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A SHITPOST?

nowww whatt?!?!??!?!?1?!!

I guess I could tell you about what I did a few weeks ago to morally support indigenous people living in Attawapiskat. I sent them a 5-paged letter with fanart. If I get a reply I'll post a word document with the original letter and reply. I typed the letter before I wrote the handwritten one, so that I could remember what I wrote to them. I also scanned the fanart, so I'll post it here l8r.

Also, you all should check out this cool app + website thingy called Habitica which increases your productivity. You can add me on that site as well. My username is aztecatl13. Basically, you get rewards such as pets and armor for your character in the game for doing your homework and other things. You lose coins and health if you do bad habits. It's an addictive concept and saved my grades this semester. It motivates me to maintain my Facebook hiatus, which has lasted for 5 days now. My record has been one month of no Facebook. Lets see if I can beat that? My record for no computer/internet/devices use has only been like 2 weeks or something though. That was when I went to India and didn't have internet access for some time. I still had a computer for typing shitfictions (very lame stories) on but I wasn't tempted because India is 2 gr8 2 stay inside on a computer all day like I do in Kanata.

Anything else? oh yeah, I got Spotify, not to listen to degenerate American pop or anything stupid like that but to listen to other things. The options are still very limited though. I still prefer making a youtube playlist of national anthems of various countries and listening to that instead, but I like how Spotify has the lyrics provided for most songs and stuff. Currently I am obsessed with a song called "all'armi" which was the anthem of fascist Italy (I'M NOT EVIL THOUGH. I JUST LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS. BETTER THAN MODERN MUSIC IS ALL I AM SAYING....) Mio dio though, I have that song on loop right now. I HATE HOW THE ITALIAN FLAG USED TO LOOK LIKE THE MODERN MEXICAN FLAG WWWTTTFFF:



Italians also used to use this flag:



MEXICO IS A WAYYY BETTER COUNTRY THAN ITALY. IT SHOULD REALLY CHANGE ITS FLAG SO THAT IT CAN BE LESS SIMILAR LOOKING TO ITALY'S :'((((( .

So those are some updates about mein life. Sorry that I don't have anything very interesting to share.