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Sunday, September 3, 2017

Synopsis and Excerpt from “The Turtle Island Explorer”

Here you can check out the synopsis and excerpt of my upcoming novel, The Turtle Island Explorer.



Synopsis
Chief Mikinak Pikawakanagan, the leader of a prestigious Native American rights organization, believes that the key to decolonization and liberation lies in learning from what indigenous societies were like before the arrival of Europeans. After gathering the research of scientists from all over the world, Mikinak manages to perfect a time machine he calls 'the Turtle Island Explorer'. Now two brave volunteers are faced with a frightful assignment: to test out Mikinak's creation. They learn the hard way that the universe punishes those who dare to play with time.
Excerpt from chapter 5
"I have but only praise and wholehearted support for it. Indigenous people have been an inspiration to all oppressed peoples in the world. Your manifesto does a wonder job of addressing the injustices that your people face."
Mikinak felt uncomfortable. Taharka's facial expressions weren't matching his kind words. What was he hiding?
"Very well then. What about the machine?"
Here Taharka paused and bit his lower lip, as if restraining himself from bursting out something disrespectful.
"Forgive me, chief, but I think it is extremely ridiculous and has caused me to lose all the faith I had in your movement. I am very disappointed that you would pursue the creation of such a thing. You don't believe in Christianity, the religion that was forced upon your people, so why would you believe in such an impossible and foolish thing as this?"
"That will be enough" snapped one of Mikinak's followers.
Mikinak turned to his disciple. "No, no, Tecumseh. Let Taharka continue. He has raised a valid concern. The Turtle Island Explorer is indeed a very ambitious invention."
"Your people live in terrible conditions on reservations. They are constantly discriminated against. Their sacred sites are being trespassed on by the American government. Why aren't you addressing these problems? Why are you wasting your time?" Taharka demanded.
"We have fought for the rights of our people, believe me. No one shows up more at protests that we do. No one raises as much money with fundraising efforts."
"My apologies, chief. I didn't mean to say that you don't do anything for them, but this project is just so weird."
"But if it were possible, would you not agree that it would be the key to solving many of the problems of both my people and yours and so many others?"
"Of course, if we want to revert back our communities to how they were hundreds of years before, nothing could be more valuable. Any knowledge of our history before European contact would only help to empower us all."
Before anyone could run to assist the old man, chief Mikinak flew over to the other side of the room with inhuman speed and grabbed the end of the large black cloth that covered the creation.
"Then here is your answer! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Turtle Island Explorer!"
He unveiled the creation and smiled at the huge collective gasp that came from his followers and Taharka.
"Neters! A machine like this can only be a time machine!"
Everyone felt power radiating from the creation and they knew it was true.
"Indeed, and I have sent for a brave man, the regional IPLP chairman of the Eastern Woodlands, to test it out! He shall be here any minute now."
Taharka was stunned with awe. Chief Mikinak was generally very pleased to have an ally like him.
The Turtle Island Explorer will soon be available for reading on Amazon Kindle for a very low price, and for free to anyone who follows this blog. Please also follow my Facebook page to keep up to date with my books: facebook.com/freyaabbasauthor

Friday, April 3, 2015

PLEASE READ! VERY IMPORTANT! Historical Alliteration Meme Wars

THIS POST IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT & IF YOU LOVE HISTORY THEN I PROMISE YOU WILL LOVE THIS TOO 

I am not sure who started this amazing effort to promote history through making humorous historical memes but it is just amazing! Basically, chose an ancient civilization or culture that you love and help it to conquer to the world. Lol. 

The Facebook pages

Depending on what historical time period/culture you are most interested in, there are lots of pages to chose from. For example, I am supporting the Absurd Aztec memes page. This means I have liked the Facebook page known as 'Absurd Aztec memes' and I have liked, commented, and shared their Facebook posts. Here are some examples of their posts. (If you don't know what a meme is, it's basically a picture with a funny caption). 







The reason why you have to like, comment, and share as many posts as you can from the page/culture you support is because it will increase their chances of taking over the world in the online game known as the Meme wars.

The Meme Wars

Keep on supporting the culture you like and you may be able to help it take over the world in WW3, THE MEME WARS. Go to http://thememewar.com/index.html  
Actually, if you are on a computer.... open it in a new tab RIGHT NOW! 
You will see a world map. Scroll to the side of the page and it will show you a color coded legend of all the nations that are currently in the meme war. Rough Roman memes is currently in the lead and has conquered half the world. (*sigh* Roma Invicta) but we can not let them win. Not when the glory of Mexico-Tenochtitlan is in this game (YAY! TIAHUE MEXICA). 

Above the world map, click on 'rules' to understand how the game works. Here I have copy+pasted the rules: 


Rules

Each nation starts near their historical starting point.
Nations have a number of territories, each territory is exactly one pixel on the map.
All Nations start with 100 pixels, reguardless of their total likes.
Nations can capture territories by getting page likes, or likes.shares/comments on their posts.
Values:
  • Page Like: 50 territories
  • Post Share: 40 territories
  • Post Comment: 30 territories
  • Post Like: 20 territories
If a nation has no territories, it can no longer expand and is therefore out of the game

Here is the list of Facebook pages that are still in the meme war that you can like: (search them up on Facebook to like them)

-Rough Roman Memes (To be honest, I feel like they have some of the FUNNIEST memes in this war. If you decide that you only want to support a page because of the quality of its memes and not because of the culture it represents then you should like this. IT IS WINNING SO FAR.)

Edgy Egyptian Memes

- Stern Saxon Memes

- Prestigious Prussian Memes
- German Empire Memes
- Jammin' Japanes Memes
- Outrageous Ottoman Memes
- Menacing Mongolian Memes
- Ubiquitous USSR Memes
- Scoundrelly Scottish Memes
-Absurd Aztec Memes (LIKE THEM PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASEEEE)
- Marketable Mayan Memes (I will be satisfied if Mayans win too) 
- Greasy Greek Memes 
- Bizarre Byzantine Memes
- Brilliant Brazillian Memes
- Violent Viking memes
-Rad Russian memes
- Ostentatious Austro-Hungarian Memes
- Good Goyim Memes
- Cunning Carthaginian Memes
- Noble Norman Maymays (IDK why they spell it maymays. They are the only historical alliteration meme page that do this)
- Spicy Spanish memes (eeeeew. Come on guys, we can't let THEM win. At least crafty conquistador memes is out.)

There used to be WAY more cultures in the meme wars but sadly they left. For a time, Mad Mughal Memes was in and I was supporting them but then they were out NOOOOOOO. 

Ok here are some memes from the pages just for the LOLs. 

Absurd Aztec Memes:


Marketable Mayan Memes:

Mad Mughal Memes:


Outrageous Ottoman Memes:


Rough ROman Memes:


Another one from Absurd Aztec Memes:


Ok, that's all, folks!

PLEASE LIKE ABSURD AZTEC MEMES ON FACEBOOK. 

OR ANY OTHER HISTORICAL ALLITERATION PAGE BUT ABSURD AZTEC MEMES IS BETTERRRRR. 

BYEEEE 








Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Yo :D


Niltze, Ya'all!! 

Well, to start this post off: Some awesome dude or dudette made me an admin of the Mexicayotl Facebook page. I'm such a noob so I didn't think I deserved this. BUT NOW I'M SO HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!! So if you want to check out the page click here to see it

.... and it would be awesome if you could give us a


free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com

^ that is awesome

By the way, I'm about to become a member of this website:
http://www.ancientworlds.net/ 

I like it, because it has a forum and other kewl stuff. 
And it doesn't have much stuff in the ancient Americas section,
so I'm going to add a bunch of stuff to that. 




This blog is so failure.