Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label India. Show all posts

Saturday, September 28, 2024

When you want to acquire more knowledge

This is really random but I find it interesting how attitudes toward knowledge acquisition vary across cultures. You have scientists from Renaissance Europe saying things like "poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master" (Leonardo da Vinci) and "science had to torture nature's secrets out of her" (Francis Bacon). The first one sounds pretty based and epic and motivated me throughout my masters degree if I'm going to be honest. The second one sounds very extractive, like it is making the earth submit to your will and curiosity. 

"Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master" is very different from something that my mom would always quote to me in Hindi. This was गुरु गोविन्द दोऊ खड़े काको लागूं पायं। बलिहारी गुरु आपने जिन गोविन्द दियो बताय | The speaker of this line is wondering if he should touch the feet of Govind first (a name of the god Krishna) or his guru's (his teacher). Touching someone's feet is a sign of respect in Indian culture. He touches his teacher's feet because he was the one who told him about the god. The teacher is above the god here.

Also I have been reading about Anishinaabe culture and they believe learning can not happen without humility. There is no such thing as an "expert" on anything because we all have so much to learn, and this rejects the European concept that we can have mastery over something. We also can not learn without experiencing the world, interacting with nature and maintaining our holistic well-being. This is different from the European idea of a scholar who stays inside and reads all day and never touches grass. Native people touch more grass than Europeans do. There is also a retelling of a traditional story by Leanne Betasamosake Simpson where she says that the Anishinaabe learned about maple syrup (ninaatigo-ziiwaamigide in Anishinaabemowin I think, idk I am still learning it and I will never master it) from a child and that child learned it from observing a chipmunk. It really shows humility if you believe you can learn something from a child and from nature!! 

Anyway I think someone smarter than me should write about pedagogical approaches in different cultures. Also, the British patterned education is probably terrible for learning outcomes and the well-being of students. 

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Sentinelese headcanons

If I am not mistaken, no one knows what the Sentinelese people call themselves. And I don't think anyone should try to find out. They don't want anyone on their island.

Though I am a scholar, I don't think everything needs to be studied. It's good for some people to keep their secrets.

However I do have a headcanon about the Sentinelese.

It's that whatever name they call themselves in whatever language they speak probably simply translates to "the people."

I don't want anyone to try proving or disproving this. They're not uncontacted, they're voluntarily isolated. Goodnight. 

Monday, May 18, 2020

Folk Art Styles I Admire

A lot of folk artists don't really have a lot of professional training, which results in their art looking childish and funky with wild proportions and bright, chaotic colours. Of course this is a generalization because folk art styles vary a lot depending on what you're talking about.

In this post I'll list some of my favourite art styles. Stuck in quarantine? Maybe you want to take some inspiration from these for your own art. 

Madhubani art from Bihar, India 





Australian Pointillism 





Huichol/Wixaritari art from Mexico 




Woodland school (Canada) 









Saturday, May 4, 2019

Rajah: A Short Story


Rajah woke up one hot afternoon. A boy of nine years old, he stretched his arms and yawned before he got off the trash heap where he usually slept. His dog Taj, an uncouth mongrel with bald patches in his fur, licked Rajah’s face affectionately. “Quit it, boy,” he pushed the dog and swatted away some flies, annoyed. Taj started scratching himself while Rajah looked over the offerings that had been brought to his pile of trash while he had slept. There was a garland, a pair of anklets, and a mango.
“See how the people of the slums help us with their gifts, Taj,” Rajah said.
Taj barked, then rolled over on his back.
As he rubbed the mutt’s belly, he thought of Vidya, his mother, who was not yet thirty but already had silver streaks in her hair. All Indians were despirited by the death of Rajah’s father, but none as much as Vidya. The officers had allowed Rajah and Vidya to live after he had sparked sedition among the Indian railroad workers, but they were forced onto the streets.
Taj jolted up all of a sudden. His tail straightened and his ears perked up.
“What is it, boy?” Rajah asked. He heard the gallop of a horse and knew that something important must be happening. The dog and young boy both rushed towards the market stalls where the people of the slums tried to sell whatever they scavenged from the dumps. Vidya was there. She grabbed Rajah’s hand defensively as his jaw dropped . Until now, he had never seen an Englishman. He wore a brilliant red coat the way army officers did.
“Where is Vidya? I wish to speak with her,” he demanded.
Many Indians had gathered to behold the spectacle of an Englishman in the slums. A hush fell over the crowd as they all turned to Rajah’s mother.
“You are the widow of Bharat the Revolutionary?” he asked, approaching her.
“Yes,” said Vidya. Out of all the Indians there, she spoke English the best.
The Englishman took off his hat and bowed low in greeting. “My condolences at the passing of your husband,” he said. He had cold, blue eyes. Vidya instantly disliked him, especially since he made it sound like Bharat had died of natural causes rather than get executed by the British. Rajah on the other hand couldn’t contain his excitement. He was only a child, after all. He was impressed by the foreigner’s style and mannerisms.
“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Oliver Randall. I am here to make you an offer,” he explained. He looked around at his surroundings disapprovingly. “I understand that you are living in… difficult circumstances. That’s why I wished to invite you to live in my home. You would have a lot of servants and I’ll give you everything you ask for. All I ask for in return is your company. I could use the presence of a woman, especially since my wife is still in England.”
Vidya was careful not to betray her fury. “Rajah,” she said, “leave us.”
Rajah reluctantly obeyed, Taj following.
“What about my son?” she asked.
“I’ll see that he’s given a good education,” Oliver assured her.
After Vidya asked a few more questions, the Englishman left. “I’ll give you time to think about my offer and return tomorrow morning to hear your decision,” he said.
That night, Vidya could not sleep. She was deeply disturbed. Rajah kept on begging to be told what the strange Englishman had said to her.
“Are we going to live in a fancy mansion, Ma?”
“Rajah, not now. Please.”
The boy noticed his mother’s distress and sulked away with his dog.
Other people from the slums came by, trying to comfort her. “That white bastard’s really got some nerve, humiliating the wife of a dead freedom fighter like that,” one old lady commented.
“It isn’t about that,” Vidya cried out, exhausted. “It’s about what’s best for my son. Rajah’s needs are more important to me than my dignity or my loyalty to my late husband.”
Rajah started playing fetch with Taj. He looked so much like his father. Yet he was malnourished. He did not go to school. Vidya realized that she would never be able to give her son the world the way she wanted to. Looking at him, she knew what she had to do.
The next morning, Oliver Randall was back with a horse-drawn carriage. He knew an impoverished mother would have been been crazy to say no to him.
Rajah scooped up Taj and was about to board the carriage when Oliver snapped at him. “That diseased, ugly mutt will absolutely not be allowed to come.” The boy threw a tantrum, but Vidya sternly told him to let the dog go. For the whole ride to Oliver’s estate, Rajah wept in his mother’s arms.
The house was big and beautiful, with a large garden and a tall sculpture of an elephant in the courtyard. Many Indian servants worked there, and Vidya eyed them with disgust for being traitors before she realized that in her present condition she was no better than them. Oliver introduced Rajah and Vidya to all the members of his household, which included a cartographer named Connor O’Malley who worked for Oliver. “Just to clarify,” said Connor, “I’m Irish, not English,” he told Vidya with a smile.
Oliver wasted no time in getting Rajah to put on a school uniform and then sending the boy on his way. Vidya looked at the chamber that had been reserved for her. She found it unsettling that there was such a large portrait of the queen in her room.
A few hours later, Oliver felt satisfied with his work and decided to have some tea with Connor.
“That Indian woman is quite attractive even though you found her in a miserable condition,” Connor said.
“That’s not why I brought her here, idiot,” replied Oliver, taking a long sip before he explained himself.
“The people were starting to think of Bharat as a martyr. By taking that man’s wife and son, I’m destroying their hope. Rajah will grow up to serve the Crown.”
“Perhaps I’m just not as knowledgeable as you on colonial strategy,” Connor admitted. But deep inside, he found the dehumanizing treatment of Vidya and the brainwashing of her son to be revolting.
“Her husband ended up as cannon fodder!” Oliver chuckled.
“Where is Vidya now?” the Irishman asked, a note of concern seeping into his voice.
“Oh, I told her how much I love Indian cuisine and would love to taste some made by her hands. As soon as she entered the kitchen, I bolted the door on her. The servants should be setting it on fire right now.”
Connor jolted out of his chair, letting his teacup fall to the floor and shatter.
“You’re murdering her?’
“The servants are. Those little bootlickers would kill their own mothers for money.”
The Irishman ran toward the kitchen, but it had already gone up in flames. Tears drenched his cheeks. “How could you do this?”
Oliver shrugged. “I’ll tell the boy about this tragic accident once he gets home from grammar school.”
“Oh my God!”
“Don’t worry about the Indians. They have a beastly religion and they breed like rabbits. I still wouldn’t consider them to be human.”
When Rajah finally returned from school, he was in a far better mood than before.
“Ma, I have to tell you about this poem I heard about a tiger-”
The only person there to greet the boy was the Englishman.
“Where’s Ma?” Rajah asked.
“My sweet child,” said Oliver, dabbing away some fake tears with a handkerchief. He started telling Rajah the sad tale he weaved about Vidya’s death.
“So Rajah,” he concluded “I’m afraid you have no one but us. Will you join us?” he asked. Oliver then realized that he was all alone and Connor was nowhere to be seen.
“Where’s the red-headed bastard?” he barked at a servant.
“Sir, he told me he was running away to join a Buddhist monastery.”
“Fool!” yelled Oliver. He quickly composed himself and smiled sweetly at Rajah.
“So Rajah, will you join me?”
The boy looked around at the wealth opulence that surrounded him. He glanced back into the Englishman’s cold blue eyes.
“Yes,” he said.
End










Thursday, September 13, 2018

Random untitled poem (kinda sucks)

All my life I've felt like an outcast,
never really belonging anywhere,
as a child of immigrants I've had my roots severed,
so that I'm neither from here nor from there

Over here my life is so much better,
as the rest of my people suffer from the remnants of a dark colonial past,

All my life I've been told I'm easily distracted,
my head in the clouds,
it's just that I've been thinking about the people who were once here,
when there were fields of corn all around,
the longhouses stood,
and peace was secured with wampum belts

You see, I'm done with the hypocrisy of the West,
how much it likes to pretend it's more morally enlightened than the rest

You can still imagine the hellish scene,
the people suffering from a foreign disease,
the babies crying through the night,
the children torn away from their parents,
never to hear their native tongue again,
they get Christianity rammed down their throats

Turn on the news and you'll see nothing's changed,
don't listen to the government when it says its policies about First Nations people are different,
you see, they still want them exterminated,
no one wants to deal with the indigenous problem anymore because it's such an inconvenience

Don't tell me that when I think of the time before Europeans came I'm idolizing the past,
Can't you see I'm not daydreaming idle dreams?
I'm dreaming for those who'll never dream again 

All my life I've been called too emotional,
as if I can never make a logically sound argument,
can anyone make an argument to justify genocide?

It's true I cry too easily, 
I don't know how to love another person without giving until I have nothing left to give,
but these emotions don't make me weak,
I have a heart and that's my strength,
I'll never comply and drop bombs from the skies because I was "just following orders"
so you can keep your lies

My parents are angered by my sadness,
they ask "how dare you aren't grateful when you have such a luxurious lifestyle?"
Can't you see that's exactly the problem?
Because every time I go back to visit my poor developing homeland I see crippled children with eyes bloodshot and I can count their ribs,
I see my people dehumanized because in this world European lives still matter more,
so many of my people are illiterate and suffering while I'm over here

I've lived here all my life,
if I went back I'd be seen as a foreigner,
but one day I want to go back any way and show them I've never forgotten my roots,
I know who I am,
everything I do is for them,
their joy mine,
their tears mine,
and if one day I'm actually successful in life somehow,
it will be a victory I win only for them

~


Wednesday, September 12, 2018

My thoughts on the Brazil museum fire




For those of you who haven't heard the outrageous news, the National Museum of Brazil suffered a tragic loss of thousands of artifacts recently in a devastating fire. This was because the museum hadn't been renovated for many years, as Brazil's government would rather spend money on building museums. It was the largest collection of historical artifacts in South America, and even housed the bones of Luzia (a skeleton that is suspected to to be Pre-Clovis, although they haven't been able to carbon date her properly). Indigenous people especially lamented the loss, as it was a huge destruction of their history, almost as if they were witnessing the European invasion happening all over again. The entire linguistic section of the museum was also lost, meaning that many of Brazil's threatened indigenous languages which had been preserved in recordings may never be heard again. I wish more people would care. It's a shame that Brazil doesn't have enough wealth and technology to at least back up everything on the museum in a digital archive. I've been to the British Museum, the most glorious museum in the world thanks to the fact that the British looted art from all over their colonies. Even though it was really sad for me to see artifacts that had been stolen from India put on display there, I still think it's better to not return them to India just yet, because as sad as it is, developed countries in the first world are just better equipped to preserve the artifacts and take care of them than third world countries are. I hope what happened in Brazil never happens again anywhere. 


Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Black Hand Fox Webcomic attempt #2

Forgive me, please. I know it's really dumb. For those of you who don't get it, the strategy that the Allies, in particular, the Canadians, used to seize Ortona in Sicily was called "mouseholding". It's supposed to be funny because in the webcomic, a mouse says it. Not laughing? It's okay. I know I suck. It's not even sticking to the original theme of the webcomic, which was supposed to be WW1 not WW2.  

The drawing program is excellent, no installations were necessary. You should really check it out: https://sketch.io/sketchpad/ 

It is almost as good as DeviantArt Muro! Okay but DA muro will always be the best just because it is made by DeviantArt. 

So what else is new? Well, I got into Spyglass, which is like a magazine/newspaper/news website thing at my school. I'm probably going to be writing an article about the Dakota Access Pipeline protests. I also really want to make a magazine quiz called "what ancient civilization are you?" which will be like one of those really lame Buzzfeed quizzes like "which flavor of potato chip are you?" but better because it will be about ancient civilizations not potato chips. 

That reminds me of this poll that one of my DeviantArt friends made: 


What do you think of when someone says potatoes? chips, food, Incas, Ireland, "whats wrong with this question" or "no"? 

Here is the DA page of the person: http://bigsleeves-arts.deviantart.com/ 

Other Random Things

Is this font legible, BTW? I hope it is. I know my blog uses colors and fonts that can be eye-raping at times. 

Okay so, do you guys know what MONTH it is? That's right everyone, it's: 




Every writer's favourite month is N A N O V E M B E R. Let me explain, every November, there is a a writing contest called "NaNoWriMo". They have a cool crest with a stereotypical historically inaccurate triggering Viking helmet! See?! :

Visit nanowrimo.org to learn more

The rules are that you have to write a minimum of 50,000 words within the month of November. You can upload a cover and write a synopsis and excerpt too. If you get stuck along the way, there is a forum where you can talk to other writers for ideas. If you win you get bragging rights and discounts on a bunch of self publishing and editing softwares.

The last time I entered was in 2013, when I won. Now that I am participating again after 3 years, I feel so nostalgic talking to my old internet friends from 3 years ago including this one girl in the Netherlands who always writes crazily over the minimum 50,000 every year. I think she does like 100,000 words at least or something. The year I won, I wrote 61,000. For reference, 50,000 is around the length of "the Catcher in the Rye". My first published novel, "Misplaced", was 48,000 words. 

So you are probably wondering what my story is about, right? Well, it is currently at 42,000 words and is basically in a futuristic setting where indigenous people are trying to overthrow the government! Beware! And they are basically saving the whole world from a sp00ky tyrant who has come into power. I know that is a very vague plot description. If you have a NaNoWriMo account, you can find me. My username is aztecatl13, and you can read my actual plot synopsis and excerpt. I'm too embarrassed to post it here. 

Also, if you're reading this, chances are you're one of my internet friends or acquaintances and I've used you as a character in my ginormous cast of characters. I have most likely changed your name out of respect for your privacy. Some of my IRL friends such as Vickyish have also been included. Even if you think I hate you, I've probably still used you as a character, probably as a villain or something. For example, a sp00ky white supremacist once added me to a really sketchy Facebook group where a bunch of racists who fancy themselves "theologians" discuss Catholicism. Many of them seem to be homosexuals in denial as well, because they will condemn gay behavior and call Justin Bieber sexy (even though most of them are men) in the same breath. I have used many of their personalities to inspire the villains in my story. That is the only reason why I let white supremacists stick around for some time before I block them. 

Anyway, so when the novel is done I will probably gather up the courage to post the synopsis and everything here and then ask who wants to help proofread the first draft. I'll probably make a public Google Doc and ask my Frypanian fanbase to leave comments on it as they read the unruly manuscript. Perhaps I will illustrate it like I did with my first novel. My art has definitely improved since then, gawd. 

Like seriously. This is something I made in 2012. It is a random Mexican thing: 



Look how much I improved in just 2 years. This was one of my very first acrylic paintings during my nascent Norse mythology obsession phase. There's a Valkyrie:


Now this is my art in 2016. I made this a few days ago. It a random Hetalia-styled Indian thing: 


Please watch me on DeviantArt and I will love you: http://aztecatl13.deviantart.com/ 

PS: I have joined the slam poetry club at my school, so I will probably be posting some poems or something soon. That is all!

PSS: Legend has it that Tlacaelel Quetzalcoatl from the Mexica Movement has changed the layout of his blog! http://americanlatinomusuemisracist.blogspot.ca/ no more "Dynamic Views" ! 

Bye, fam! 



Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Historically Inaccurate Movies (a foaming run-on sentence rant)

Happy Indian Independence Day (or at least it was August 15th when I started writing this post. IDK when I will actually finish it though). Mexican independence day is coming up next month on September 16th, amirite? Ask me which country I like better ;D . 

Welp fam, speaking of India, an awesome new historical movie has been released recently called "Mohenjodaro", with the leading roles played by Hrithik Roshan and Pooja Hedge. I saw it recently and honestly, I think it was the best movie ever. I loved every second of it. Even though there were probably a few inaccuracies (like with all historical movies) it's still worth a watch (like with all historical movies) ;D . 

A gr8 activity for an aspiring historian is to watch a historical movie and then spot all the historical errors and write a rant about it on their blog for their 26 followers to read ;D .

This emoji is getting annoying, isn't it? ;D I have a Danish internet friend who uses it alllll the tiiimee ;D ;D ;D. Cancerous. 

Before we get into talking about the 10 out of 10 Bollywood movie "Mohenjodaro", let me rant for a bit about historically inaccurate movies.

ALL THE MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN RELATING TO INDIGENOUS PEOPLE WERE HISTORICALLY INACCURATE AF AND THAT MAKES ME CRINGE.

Below are my comments on several popular historical movies, so that you can see what I mean: 

The Road to El Dorado 

Here is a cute edit made by one of my Romanian internet friends:


Throwback to when I used to adore things like this

Now not only was this movie inaccurate, it was also pretty racist if you think about it. Making the good guys in the movie two Spaniards and the evil character in the movie a Mayan priest was a baaaddd iddeeaaa. Also the female Mayan character in the movie was promiscuous AF with the Spaniards. WHY TF WOULD YOU MAKE A CHARACTER LIKE THAT? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? at least name her "Malinche" then eh? Welp it was about the Mayans not Aztecs though. Also in this movie the Mayans thought the Spaniards were gods. This is not even close to anything that happened IRL. There's a popular misconception that is being spread online about how the Aztecs thought Cortes was Quetzalcoatl, but this is BS. Many indigenous people were nice to the Europeans though because they wanted to them to GTFO but didn't want to be violent. Take the Iroquois teaching Jacques Cartier and the French a cure for scurvy for example or the Taino being hospitable to Columbus and his crew. But no one thought anyone was a god, k? I will however give this movie credit for showing how beautiful pre-colonial Mesoamerica was. The characters could've been waaay better done though. The animation and music was pretty good too. 

 





Pocahontas (the first one that everyone knows and the lesser known sequel, "journey to a new world")

Okay is it just me or is Disney racist AF? Actually the Mexica Movement would agree with me according to this article, so I must be right! 

There are two conflicting accounts of what happens here. The first is that Pocahontas was only 12 when she met John Smith, which would make him a rapist. She was taken to England where she got her freedom after marrying another guy named John Rolfe. The second account is that Smith never actually met Pocahontas and just made the entire story up in one of his journals. He was very well-traveled. Disney got that right with one of their quotes I guess, "I've seen hundreds of New Worlds". And so he frequently wrote tales about meeting exotic women and having affairs with them. Does that sound like a weird pass-time to you? It's no different from my fanfictions, really. 


Not to mention the fact that Pocahontas was a Powhatan native, and there were a few words of a different language when the natives were speaking (I heard that from somewhere but I'm not sure, 'cause I'm no expert on native languages, so we'll let that pass.)



Hey I hate racist movies just as much as the next person, but you have to admit Pocahontas was an awesome character.

I loveeeee herrrr haaaiiiirrr.

*trichophilia intentifies* 

Shall I do a blog post on the meaning of the word "trichophilia"? No?

The second movie was very lackluster, thanks to the fact it was in London and London sucks. Apparently, it did not suck as much back when it was called Londonium.

I did like Rolfe better than Smith though. 

did I like him better because of his hair? Yes...yes I did.

He was so so soooooo painfully Tsundere though!!


The Emperor's New Groove

Not gonna lie, this was probably the most hilarious movie I have ever seen. It also had a hot AF protagonist WHO WOULD BE SO CUTE WITH CHEL FROM THE ROAD TO EL DORADO. 




WHO DID THE SHOPPING IT'S SO AMAZINGGGG GAWD 

This movie was also the most historically inaccurate thing I've ever seen though. Absolutely laughable. But you know what? I don't think they were actually trying. 'Cause if they were actually trying then this would be reallyyy pathetic: 




I guess it is a movie "vaguely based on the Incas because it has llamas" and not actually "based on the Incas". 

I'll let it slide though eh. Kawasachum Tawantinsuyu though. 


If you thought that was the gay pride flag and not the flag of Cusco...

well then um...

why are you on this blog?


Apocalypto

My American internet friend has made a shit-ton of fanart for this movie. Like actually she is addicted to that movie. This is literally her desktop wallpaper:


She even admins a Deviantart group for the movie. Join it ya degener8 plebeians: 

http://apocalypto-fanclub.deviantart.com/ 

The reason why it has only 9 members? well because LOOK AT THAT, THE DEVIANTS ARE BETTER AT TELLING WHICH MOVIES ARE RACIST AND SHOULDN'T BE PROMOTED THAN YOU ARE.



OH MY GOD, OKAY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE WORKED SO HARD ON RESEARCHING THE YUCATEC MAYAN LANGUAGE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET A PASS ON EVERYTHING ELSE. NOOOPE.

THIS MOVIE IN GENERAL JUST MADE THE MAYANS LOOK LIKE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHEN NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. 

aLSO IT WAS TRYING TO PORTRAY THEM AS JUNGLE TRIBESPEOPLE. 

you know how in modern times Mayan historic sites have been almost covered by jungle? WELL FUN FACT, THEY WEREN'T ALWAYS LIKE THEN WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVED THERE. The Mayans practiced slash and burn agriculture so there would definitely be less trees. Now it's not like imperialist christian expansionism either, as they still respected nature instead of thinking nature should be exploited and animals are soulless like christians believe.

Apocalytpo plz stop. Didn't El Vuh rant about this too in one of their raps? nice. Mexica tiahui, son of the sun, native sisters, and 500 tears are their best raps thouuughh.

Also the human sacrifice scene had an Aztec calendar instead of Mayan one.

The point I gave earlier about the language-not-giving-you-a-pass thing brings me to the most cringe-worthy movie I have ever seen. 

The Emperor's New Groove wins for most historically inaccurate movie, but this next movie wins for most CRINGE-WORTHY movie, because the ENG was at least hilarious and cute, this next movie was just shiiit.

Pathfinder


This movie proved that not only can white people never be trusted to direct a movie about indigenous history, they can also never be trusted to direct something about their own history. 

HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE ABOUT THE VIKINGS?

Pathfinder was about the Norse exploration of North America and how the Vikings encountered the Beothuk people. 

I'm not denying that the Norse made it here 500 years before Columbus, I know there's lots of proof of that. You can go to L'anse Aux Meadows in Newfoundland and see the ruins of Leifsbudir for yourself.

First of all the most popular misconception about the Vikings is that they have horned helmets. 
wwttff.

If you want to see exactly all the reasons why Pathfinder was inaccurate AF, you should read my blogpost on the Norse exploration of North America here

The Norse crew should've had more female characters! Lets not forget Freydis Ericsdottir, the half sister of Leif Ericson led an entire Vinland voyage! They weren't sexist... like the... you know... CHRiSTiANSss!!!

If anyone is interested in an actual, legit, accurate, GOOD FICTION STORY about the Norse exploration of North America, they should read "Eiriksdottir" by Joan Clark, which looks at it from a Viking perspective, and "The Dream Carvers", which looks at it from a coool Beothuk perspective.

Beothuk>Norsemen 

obviously 

but the Vikings weren't AS bad as PATHFINDER would have you believe. 


Dafuq is this lame shit? nice dragonhead mast on the longship in the background though!


I loooove learning about that particular part of history. It was what got me into the Vikings.

This next movie I'm going to talk about isn't related to indigenous people in any way but it's very famous and I just wanted to debunk some of its historical inaccuracies.


It's called 300! 


  • This entire iconic "this is Sparta" scene with the messenger is dumb, because the Persian messengers were actually sent to Athens not Sparta.
  • There is no evidence that the shepherd Ephialtes was a scarie nightmarish freak.
  • Why TF were the Spartan soldiers half naked? where are the hawt shape-fitting breastplates forged from bronze?
  • At least you quoted Herodotus.
  • At least you translated "Thermopylae" correctly to mean hot springs.
  • At least Leonidas was hawt eh
  • Xerxes was also hawt eh
  • all the Persiansss were hawt in this movie except for the freak ones
  • Who was that Spartan soldier with the long hair? he was hawt too but looked way too Germanic or Anglo to be a Greek!
Now it is time to once more concern ourselves with the matters of the Subcontinent. The movie "Mohenjodaro" was obviously named after the greatest city of the Indus valley civilization. It was around the same time as Mesopotamia. In fact some believe it was an offshoot of the Sumerian civilization, which would make it one of the world's oldest civilizations. They've deciphered cuneiform though. Too bad they HAVEN'T deciphered the mysterious Sindhu script.

The cast of the movie was pretty diverse for a Bollywood movie. They had to get some Middle Eastern people to play the Sumerians. IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER, SRSLY! UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES A GOOOD MOVIE ABOUT INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IT WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE GR8EST MOVIE.

Here is the trailer:


Scarlet and blue macaws are native to the Americas!

WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

The music of the movie was composed by A. R Rahman, so obviously it is good. 

Welp that's it. 
 watch mohenjodaro!!!

and watch hetalia:paint it white which is my second fave movie!

Aspen, my IRL friend who writes guestposts here, has suggested I watch spirit and brother bear, so i will do that. they are animated with indigenous characters!

My ex was a piece of shit because he likes german girls!

yeah that's it.

Byeeee fam.